Razorback (1984)

This was another of those flicks from my youth where I vividly remember noticing the creepy box art on the shelves of the local VIDEO store, but never had the chance to actually see. In one respect, even then, I thought that the idea of a monster boar was both silly and unsettling, unsettling because […]

Men in Black 3 (2012)

Man, I love surprises! I fired this flick up expecting something on par with the craptacular Men in Black 2 (2002), especially considering the MIB3 scuttlebutt that was floating around about script issues (didn’t have a completed script on filming), cost issues, a ‘stop n start’ production and poor ‘tracking’. Given all THAT drama, this […]

World War Z (2013)

Ouch. As an avid fan of the ‘zombie’ genre and of the book, in particular, that this is VERY loosely based on, this flick very much resembles an insulting kick in the head. I knew that there was gonna be trouble when I first got wind of the inevitable movie adaptation, largely due to the […]

Man of Steel (2013)

As readers (all 3 or 4 of ya) may have noticed from past reviews, I’m a big fan of Zack Snyders films. A significant chunk of his filmography falls squarely onto several of my ‘Favorite Movies’ lists; with Dawn of the Dead (2004) and Watchmen (2009) being distinct ‘stand outs’. So naturally, when I heard […]

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

Well, THAT was a silly movie. And I say that…as only a PARTIALLY bad thing. When this flick FINALLY got released (it had been ‘shelved’ for a while and not screened for critics…not really a good sign), I really didn’t give it TOO much thought, as the trailers reminded me FAR too much of the […]

Brooklyn’s Finest (2009)

I was working for a film distribution company when this modestly budgeted cop drama emerged on to The Scene. Seeing first hand the shockingly lackluster advertising campaign and the woefully limited distribution was something of a curious shock, especially considering the talent involved. Right off the bat, Brooklyn’s Finest is directed by a rather high-profile […]

The Numbers Station (2013)

The concept of ‘number stations’ was completely alien to me, before I encountered the use of clandestine communications via ham radio frequencies in a cool episode of Fringe. My curiosity was peaked. I did a lil digging and discovered that this creepy espionage phenomenon does, in fact, exist. The ‘wannabe filmmaker’ gears in my mind […]

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)

I have to say it simply: Die Hard 5 is the ‘Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/Alien Resurrection’ of the Die Hard franchise. Compared to the films that came before it, including the much-maligned Live Free or Die Hard (2007), this entry is absolutely PATHETIC. The entire essence of what made the Die Hard franchise so […]

Fast and Furious 6 (2013)

(Long, drawn-out facepalm). Utterly. Ridiculous. Those two words pretty much sum up this umpteenth sequel in the preposterous Fast and Furious series. It’s not too often that a sub-par genre franchise can dupe me into believing that the longer it goes…the better it gets. Now, right off the bat, I’m NOT a fan of this […]

The Big Red One (The 2004 ‘Reconstruction’ version of the 1980 film)

I’m almost ashamed to admit that in all my cinematic travels, this World War 2 classic has escaped my attention till now. What’s even stranger is that WW2 is one of my favorite historical time periods and some of my most rewatched films (Saving Private Ryan, Empire of the Sun, A Bridge Too Far, The […]