The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

“Klaatu, Barrada, Nikto”. Those famous words were first uttered in this intelligent B/W science fiction classic (and then in Army of Darkness!) and it’s interesting to note how they’ve resonated through cinema history…just like the message that propels this whimsical flick along. As the ominous spectre of The Cold War seeps into the lives of […]

Them! (1954)

I couldn’t resist diving back into another of these classic B/W flicks from the Cold War Era…and I’m glad I did. This one’s surprisingly well done! It’s a cautionary tale warning of the ‘negatives’ behind weaponized radiation; driven forward by a determined group of cop, soldier and scientist characters tasked with hunting down and destroying […]

The Deadly Mantis (1957)

Here’s another helping of pure 1950s schlock…only this one comes with a propaganda-heavy ‘message’ that comes at you with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Russians…er….deadly giant mantis=BAD! USA=GOOD! It seems to me that the studio that created this overly patriotic drivel was handed a ton of stock military footage and told to build a […]

The Thing from Another World (1951)

The second flick in my 1950s ‘Creature Feature’ double bill was the inspiration for one of my favorite genre films, John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). And I can see why. Compared to ‘IT! The Terror from Beyond Space’ this one is a winner, hands down. The story centers on the military and civilian inhabitants of […]

IT! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958)

“Another name for Mars…is DEATH!” It’s widely known that this hilariously low budget and obviously dated sci-fi flick influenced a number of later (and better) genre films; the most notable being 1979s revolutionary and excellent ‘Alien’. The obvious parallels can be found in the rudimentary story: A rescue ship, in the futuristic future of 1973(!), […]

Contraband (2012)

This ‘caper’ left me feeling strangely dissatisfied…and not sure of the ‘smarts’ behind what I saw. Marky Mark leads this not-so-thrilling ‘thriller’, playing another version of…well…Mark Wahlberg as he phones in the role of the former master smuggler; dragged back into the sordid life by his unfortunate, dumbass brother-in-law. As Wahlberg and Co. put their […]

Black Water (2007)

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner! In continuing the ‘man-eating crocodilian Movies of 2007’ marathon, I checked out this little known but harrowing Aussie survival story. And it easily succeeds where the previous two flicks reviewed fail. The story is relatively simple: 3 family members, on a roadtrip, head out into a mangrove estuary […]

Primeval (2007)

Ok…so considering that genre films often get spit out in competing pairs, I decided to check out the OTHER man-eating crocodile thriller of 2007. Kinda wish I hadn’t. Pretty much everything about this ‘based on true events’ flick sucks. It’s stupid in nearly every way. It follows a lug-headed journalist and his team (token comic-relief […]

Rogue (2007)

I fired this one up fully expecting a cheezy and unpleasantly gory horror flick. That’s not what I got. Instead, this one proved to be an effective ‘man vs nature’ adventure movie. All the trappings of a horror were in place, but weren’t exploited to that end. A mixed group of tourists on a Australian […]

The Warriors: Directors Cut (1979)

Being a fan of the films of Walter Hill, I’m a little ashamed that it’s taken me this long to get around to this Grindhouse-style ‘classic’. Taking place ‘somewhere in the future’ (that looks suspiciously like the late 70s), this comic book-like story focuses on a garishly-attired gang framed for the assassination of a progressive […]