A Boy and His Dog

Wow. A strange, mildly uncomfortable post WW4 apocalyptic tale from 1975. An 18 yr old Don Johnson is trekking across the desert with his psychic dog Blood, who he speaks with telepathically, as they search for food and women. This is pure ‘grindhouse’ fodder in the low budget and quite un-PC tone. There’s just some […]

Shark Night

This movie is awful. The story is mind-numbingly stupid as told through a group of ‘characters’ that are so obnoxious, while mouthing the idiotic, amateurish dialogue, that you find yourself rooting for the lousy CG sharks (that roar like lions) to ‘eat up!’. Huge holes in the logic of the ‘plot’ and a moronic reason […]

Drive Angry

This flick is a moronic attempt to get as much nonsensical crassness on screen as possible with the help of some really pathetic CG 3D effects and Nicholas Cage’s Chad Kroeger hair piece. The only shining element is William Fichtner’s creeptastic ‘Accountant’ character. At least he seemed to be having fun with the over-the-top ridiculousness. […]

Attack the Block

I promise I’ll eventually review a shitty movie but first…this one is great! A totally fun alien invasion flick that plays out like ‘Critters’ done right…with better tunes. The cast gives it their all while every $ of the small budget stands out on screen. The aliens have a cool, unique look that you can’t […]

The Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Well done!! I had 0 expectations after having lived through Burton’s ‘attempt’ at a reboot. This is a surprisingly well crafted flick, especially with the simian effects and the believable ways the increased intelligence is displayed. The humans take a backseat to the compelling animal drama and the cinematography is quite strong and creative. As […]

Trollhunter

Who knew that trolls could actually be scary? This cool faux documentary follows a group of students who get caught up in the exploits of Norway’s only government-sanctioned troll hunter. It feels quite genuine and the effects work well with the hand-held immediacy of the footage. A unique addition to the ‘found-footage’ genre. If you […]

Quarantine 2

Nice addition to the zombie/collapse-of-society genre. Some intense moments and decent makeup/gore effects are complimented by a capable cast and well-suited environment. The manner in which it’s a sequel is ‘inspired’ as well with a good tie-in/extension on the first film that hints at a far more epic catastrophe that we only get to see […]

Salt

A decent, if far-fetched, espionage thriller with a fast pace and some creative action setups. Jolie does the ‘Bourne’ character thing well with a good dose of physical acting and some nifty stunt work. Admittedly, the end is a bit underwhelming but everything leading up to it makes for an effective ‘time waster’. Oh, and […]

Insidious

With a budget of apparently $1 000 000, this flick delivers some damn good ‘jumps’ and an effectively creepy atmosphere. Every dollar of the microscopic budget is on the screen and it works well as an addition to the haunted house genre. The cast seems dedicated and it works in the movie’s favor, as does […]

A Lonely Place to Die

A tense, beautifully shot suspense thriller with good pacing and some nasty ‘didn’t see that coming’ moments of graphic violence. The narrative reminded me of The Descent, with nice ‘fleshing out’ of the characters before the grit begins. Some very impressive stunt work to be seen as well. Definitely worth a look. January 3 at […]