Blow Out

This interesting but simple murder mystery from 1981 stars John Travolta as a movie sound tech who inadvertently records the perceived accidental death of a politician in a car wreck. Using his sound/film knowledge, he pieces together a conspiracy involving a slew of ‘low-lives’, including a cartoonishly creepy John Lithgow. Travolta is decent as the […]

Patriot Games

This Tom Clancy/Harrison Ford action’r from 1992 is a great example of the military/espionage/real worldish thriller genre done well, taking the well-detailed book and whittling it down to something easily digestible. Harrison Ford is very serviceable as the replacement for Alec Baldwin as ‘Jack Ryan’ in this story of his violent interference in the attempted […]

TMNT

This 2007 animated version of the continuing adventures of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is definitely more hit than miss(pun sorta intended). The turtles look great in the animation style but the human characters are a lil too ‘Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs’ for my liking. I also wish that the story had been […]

Kill List

This bizarre and unnerving flick from the Uk certainly gets points for its style and manner of story-telling. Two former army buddies-turned-hitmen take on a seemingly straightforward ‘job’ that turns around to bite them in ways they didn’t see coming. The acting and dialogue is very natural-sounding (mostly improv’d) and the style is a balanced […]

Galaxy of Terror

At a glance, this B movie from 1981 seems to have all the trappings of another ‘Alien’ clone but in the end, has its own story to tell. Which isn’t to say that the FAR superior ‘Alien’s influence isn’t felt but at least some effort was put in to try and diminish the obviousness (looking […]

Creature

From deep sea terror to outer space horror. This shameless and cheap ‘Alien’ rip-off from 1985 is the epitome of ‘sucks’. They say that imitation is the height of flattery? This one is the height of idiocy. It can’t get anything right or original. Unless you count the space zombies controlled by pieces of what […]

Shock Waves

Underwater. Nazi. Zombies. Can it get any better than THAT?! Actually, in the case of this 1977 ‘horror’ flick…it could. The high concept premise is largely wasted by a flat, climax-less story seemingly inhabited by rejects from Gilligan’s Island. The kills are ALL of the bloodless variety and some of the actions by the ‘characters’ […]

The Creature From the Black Lagoon

In keeping with the underwater terror flicks of days gone by, I had to go back and revisit this 1954 classic after 20 or so years. This is a good one, a classic for a reason. Not only do they try to treat the material seriously, at least as seriously as they could given the […]

Monster: Humanoids From the Deep

Agh!! Humanoids!!! This cheesy horror schlock-fest from 1980 knows exactly what it is…if it is your typical un-PC story of a small community, fallen on hard times, that must rally together to fight a species of humanoid amphibious rapist/murderers that turn up on their coast as a result of genetics tampering (of course) with fish […]

Krush Groove

Bwahahahaa!!! This bizarre mishmash of rap drama/comedy/fantasy from 1985 is ‘laugh out loud’ingly bad. A complete bi-product of rap’s commercial ‘blossoming’ of the mid-80s that takes it’s inspiration from the tedious creation of DefJam Records and cheeses it up to 11. The cast consists largely of RunDMC, The Fat Boys, Sheila E and Kurtis Blow […]